My New Name Is Doombah Farkletush

MY NEW NAME IS:

Doombah Farkletush

DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS .
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Sometimes when you have a
stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If were honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not..
Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find out your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the "this area" lol and forward it tofriends and family and co-workers.

. And don't go all and spoil the fun - a senior manager
known far and wide as Dorky Gizzard Sniffer!

The following is excepted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which theevil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-


1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
Good Luck ;)

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m= sleezy
n=sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy


2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first halfof your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second halfof your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
...And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day

Have an awesome monday & hope u enjoyed the laugh ;) ...
~Robin~