Kelly's Bday!

Kelly's bday is January 5th.... Pass it on people.. lol

Mental Hospital Menu

Mental Hospital Phone Menu..

Hello and thank you for calling The Looney Bin.

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the

line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the

Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell

you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press,

nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the

beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. I f you have short-term

memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy

to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie

down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your

part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you

care.

Well, my job is done...your turn.

The Bachelor

The Bachelor pissed me off so bad last night..... I am still pissed at him.. I can not believe he didn't pick a girl !

What a loser!

"No One" ALicia Keys

Alicia Keys - No One lyrics

I just want you close
Where you can stay forever
You can be sure
That it will only get better
You and me together
Through the days and nights
I don’t worry ‘coz
Everythings gonna be alright
People keep talking
They can say what they like
But all I know is everything’s gonna be alright

No one no one no one
Can get in the way of what I’m feeling
No one no one no one
Can get in the way of what I feel for you
You you
Can get in the way of what I feel for you

When the rain is pouring down
And my heart is hurting
You will always be around
This I know for certain

You and me together
Through the days and nights

I don’t worry cause
Everythings gonna be alright
People keep talking
They can say what they like
But all I know is everything’s gonna be alright

No one no one no one
Can get in the way of what I’m feeling
No one no one no one
Can get in the way of what I feel for you
You you
Can get in the way of what I feel for you

I know some people search the world
To find something like what we have
I know people will try
Try to divide
Something so real
So till the end of time
I’m telling you that

No one no one no one
Can get in the way of what I’m feeling
No one no one no one
Can get in the way of what I feel for you
oh oh oh ...

Guardian Angels *FRIENDS*

Nature does nothing uselessly.

The mysteries of nature should not be questioned, they should be experienced.

You never know when your guardian angel will be there for you so I have to try...

Here goes:

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People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime.
When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person..
When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed.
They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are.
They are there for the reason you need them to be.
Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time,
this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end.
Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away.
Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.
What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done.
The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on.




Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn.
They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh.
They may teach you something you have never done.
They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy.
Believe it, it is real. But only for a season.




LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons,
things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation.
Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life.
It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.



Thank you for being a part of my life, whether you were a reason, a season or a lifetime.

How Well DO YOu Know Your States?

You Don't Know Your States

You got 6/10 correct. So you really don't know the way around the map of the US. Let's hope you're not American... or if you are, that you've never left your state!

How Well Do You Know Your States?

Underoos... lmao

Did any of you ever have underoos , back in the day??

lol

I used to have Wonder Women ones..

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WHy Men DOn't Write Advice Columns

Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns



Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him! . He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely, Mrs. Sheila Usk




Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps.

Walter

Because of Youtube... lmao MUST READ!!!!

This is so hillarious!!!

My Front Yard Toilet Papered....

My front yard got toilet papered on Halloween night.. LMAO! Maybe they were pissed that I didn't give out candy. ( geez I was taking my kids trick or treating ) When we got home I had to get them bathed and ready for bed.

Footprints

Footprints in the Sand

One night a man had a dream. He dreamed
he was walking along the beach with the LORD.

Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.
For each scene he noticed two sets of
footprints in the sand: one belonging
to him, and the other to the LORD.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him,
he looked back at the footprints in the sand.

He noticed that many times along the path of
his life there was only one set of footprints.

He also noticed that it happened at the very
lowest and saddest times in his life.

This really bothered him and he
questioned the LORD about it:

"LORD, you said that once I decided to follow
you, you'd walk with me all the way.
But I have noticed that during the most
troublesome times in my life,
there is only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why when
I needed you most you would leave me."

The LORD replied:

"My son, my precious child,
I love you and I would never leave you.
During your times of trial and suffering,
when you see only one set of footprints,
it was then that I carried you."

Halloween Hangman

Cool Gadget

Learn Chinese in 5 Mins...

I hope I dont offend anyone by this pic, but it's funny... Have a great day people.. ((HUG))

Peace!
~Robin~

Hillary Nutcracker... lol

Funny Videos

Importing your 360 Blogs..

I just used this tool to import my blog content from yahoo 360.It doesnt seem to import all of your blogs. It did import some of them.. The link is here-->http://multiply.com/gus/journal/import/yahoo360

I hope it all works out.. Thanks for reading peace out!

~Robin~

WHich Desperate Housewife Are You ?

No surprise here, I got Lynette. Take the quiz here---> http://abc.go.com/primetime/desperate/?pn=quiz

What's Your Monster Name ?

Your Monster Profile

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What's Your Monster Name?

Gina Catalino

Hey, if you like Jazz and you like really good music, then you should check out Gina Catalino's myspace page . SHe has such a soulful voice and her songs are so amazing. I think she already put out 1 record already, but she is such an amazing singer. You are missing out if you dont at least give her a quick listen.

Her is her pic:







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