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Application To Date My Daughter

Application For Permission To Date My Daughter

Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your physician.

Name:
Date of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
IQ:
GPA:
Social Security Number:
Driver's License Number:
Boy Scout Rank:
Telephone:
Home Address:
City:
State:
Zip:

1.Do you have one male and one female parent? ____If "No", explain:

2.Number of years your parents have been married: ____Any brothers or sisters? ____Are they normal? ____

3.Do you own or have access to a van? ____A truck with oversize tires? ____A waterbed? ____

4.Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? ____

5.Do you have a tattoo? ____If you have answered YES to #3, #4 or #5, discontinue application and leave immediately.

6.In fifty words or less, what does Late mean to you?

7.In fifty words or less, what does Don't touch my daughter mean to you?

8.In fifty words or less, what does Abstinence mean to you?

9.In fifty words or less, what does Real Pain mean to you?

10.Church/Temple you attend: ____________________________How often do you attend: ____________________________

11.When would be the best time to interview your mother, father and priest/rabbi? ____________________________

12.Please fill in the blanks:

a.If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded would be my ____________________________
b.If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken would be my ____________________________
c.A woman's place is in the ____________________________
d.The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is ____________________________
e.When I meet a girl, the one thing I always notice about her first is ____________________________Note: If answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue and leave premises - keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised

13.What do you want to be if you grow up?

I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, torture or mental abuse.

Signature of applicant _________________________________
Signature of father _____________________________________
Signature of mother ____________________________________
Signature of priest/rabbi ___________________________________
Signature of State Representative _________________________

Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow 4-6 years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if approved. If denied, please never apply again. Don't call me, I'll call you.

My Own Creations

I like to make pics and this is a sample of what I make. I also like to make pop art. SO if I have a pic of someone I can make it look like a cartoon. Its pretty cool. I am still an amateur at it, but I try..
Hope you like these!
~Robin~

My New Name Is Doombah Farkletush

MY NEW NAME IS:

Doombah Farkletush

DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS .
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Sometimes when you have a
stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If were honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not..
Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find out your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the "this area" lol and forward it tofriends and family and co-workers.

. And don't go all and spoil the fun - a senior manager
known far and wide as Dorky Gizzard Sniffer!

The following is excepted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which theevil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-


1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
Good Luck ;)

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m= sleezy
n=sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy


2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first halfof your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second halfof your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
...And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day

Have an awesome monday & hope u enjoyed the laugh ;) ...
~Robin~

Loudfusion Music Player

This is a cool place to get url's for your music for your page. I tried to add more songs to my playlist and I hope I did it right. Its always cool to see different kinds of widgets and such. So I got this at : LOUDFUSION.