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Application To Date My Daughter

Application For Permission To Date My Daughter

Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your physician.

Name:
Date of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
IQ:
GPA:
Social Security Number:
Driver's License Number:
Boy Scout Rank:
Telephone:
Home Address:
City:
State:
Zip:

1.Do you have one male and one female parent? ____If "No", explain:

2.Number of years your parents have been married: ____Any brothers or sisters? ____Are they normal? ____

3.Do you own or have access to a van? ____A truck with oversize tires? ____A waterbed? ____

4.Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? ____

5.Do you have a tattoo? ____If you have answered YES to #3, #4 or #5, discontinue application and leave immediately.

6.In fifty words or less, what does Late mean to you?

7.In fifty words or less, what does Don't touch my daughter mean to you?

8.In fifty words or less, what does Abstinence mean to you?

9.In fifty words or less, what does Real Pain mean to you?

10.Church/Temple you attend: ____________________________How often do you attend: ____________________________

11.When would be the best time to interview your mother, father and priest/rabbi? ____________________________

12.Please fill in the blanks:

a.If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded would be my ____________________________
b.If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken would be my ____________________________
c.A woman's place is in the ____________________________
d.The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is ____________________________
e.When I meet a girl, the one thing I always notice about her first is ____________________________Note: If answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue and leave premises - keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised

13.What do you want to be if you grow up?

I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, torture or mental abuse.

Signature of applicant _________________________________
Signature of father _____________________________________
Signature of mother ____________________________________
Signature of priest/rabbi ___________________________________
Signature of State Representative _________________________

Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow 4-6 years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if approved. If denied, please never apply again. Don't call me, I'll call you.

My Own Creations

I like to make pics and this is a sample of what I make. I also like to make pop art. SO if I have a pic of someone I can make it look like a cartoon. Its pretty cool. I am still an amateur at it, but I try..
Hope you like these!
~Robin~

My New Name Is Doombah Farkletush

MY NEW NAME IS:

Doombah Farkletush

DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS .
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Sometimes when you have a
stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If were honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not..
Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find out your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the "this area" lol and forward it tofriends and family and co-workers.

. And don't go all and spoil the fun - a senior manager
known far and wide as Dorky Gizzard Sniffer!

The following is excepted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which theevil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-


1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
Good Luck ;)

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m= sleezy
n=sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy


2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first halfof your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second halfof your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
...And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day

Have an awesome monday & hope u enjoyed the laugh ;) ...
~Robin~

Loudfusion Music Player

This is a cool place to get url's for your music for your page. I tried to add more songs to my playlist and I hope I did it right. Its always cool to see different kinds of widgets and such. So I got this at : LOUDFUSION.

Life is SO Precious....

As I jumped off the building... " Be grateful for whoever you are and for whatever God has given to you in this life no matter how hard and difficult our life seems to be.... coz if u compare it to others, you'll be surprised of their secret, since everyone has their own difficulties in life"

Thank you Lia for this post..

I just Wonder..

I wonder if most of the bloggers out there are stay at home moms.... I have been reading a lot of blogs lately and it seems that most of the bloggers out there are stay at home moms, like me. YAY! for us.. lol

Im just trying to understand this pay per post site. Its pretty easy but I am just worried that I am doing it wrong . I changed my blog site to my 360 page.

This hopefully will be approved . I guess after I blog on this blog more then I will resubmit this blog . There are certain rules for the bloggers for that site and I didnt meet the rules just yet.


***** WISH ME LUCK ****


Peace~
~Robin~

I NEED A NEW COMPUTER..

I am trying to save all of my pictures on my computer and going to try to reinstall my windows. I hope this works. My sound and mic has been not working lately. Also, IE keeps shutting down for no reason. I have been updating and doing scans and nothing can be found. My system restore is NOT working either. So, I know something is wrong.

Wish me luck !! I might have to buy a new computer and dont want to because I cant really afford it now.


Well, talk to you later and have a great day... BYE!!

~Robin~

I signed up for PPP!

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Being a stay at home mom, I wanna make some money and contribute it to my family. My husband is in the military and this opportunity seemed perfect. I went to http://www.payperpost.com/ and now I can actually make money doing what I love to do, post blogs! How neat is this?? PayPerPost.com has you post a blog for an advertiser and then the advertiser will pay us per post.

I always knew people were making money online and I always thought it would be too complicated for me. This site is AMAZING and so easy to start making money. I am so excited and I just needed to blog about it and tell everyone about it.

Thank you payperpost.com for making it so easy for me to make money doing what I love to do.

~ROBIN~

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What happened the year you were born?

In 1973 (the year you were born)

Richard Nixon is president of the US

Supreme Court rules in Roe vs. Wade that states may not prevent a woman from having an abortion during the first trimester

US announces the end of the military draft

Spiro T. Agnew resigns after pleading no contest to charges of tax evasion while governor of Maryland

Gerald R. Ford becomes the first appointed vice president under the 25th Amendment

A total ban on oil exports to the US for six months is imposed by Arab nations after the outbreak of an Arab-Israeli war

President Richard Nixon announces that a peace accord has been reached in Vietnam

Drea de Matteo, Tori Spelling, Carson Daly, Monica Lewinsky, and Kate Beckinsale are born

Oakland Athletics win the World Series

Miami Dolphins win Superbowl VII

Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup
The Exorcist and American Graffiti are top grossing films
Elvis Presley's Aloha From Hawaii television special is seen around the world by more than 1 billion viewers

KISS performs their first concert, at the Coventary Club in Queens

"The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face" by Roberta Flack wins a Grammy for song of the year

Schoolhouse Rock premieres

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